it seems my chair pulled a houdini and has disappeared for the past 3 days. so i'm sitting on the floor instead. i feel all japanese. thank goodness for wireless keyboards/mouses!
not a cloud in the sky. =)
yesturday was the most gorgeous day we've had all season so i decided to take a picture of the backyard. i wore flip flops for the first time since like summer. its nice for feet to breathe fresh air once in a while.
yesturday was also one of my saddest days. the day my looong straight dark hair is chopped off. i only wanted an inch off but my moms all "NO! MAKE IT 3!" and turned all the hairdressers against me. so much for me being in control. and just when i think the lady is done, considering she asked, "would you like me to blow dry your hair?" right when i say no she picks up the scissors and start cutting somemore. i'm all like wtf are you doing. does "no" mean "cut some more" where ever you come from? but i guess it didnt turn out so bad. its a new look for me. i think i kinda look like rachael green in friends from the earlier episodes. i realize i tend to take more pictures like this- with the whole camera phone mirror thingy. i know it may get a little annoying. but i cant find the digital camera and only way to take a decent pic with a camera phone with no one else around (in my opinion) is like this . please bare with me =) yes it looks greenish and i do not know why. i am not really green and i am not mutating. i'm guessing its just the light.
edit-- p.s. my birthday is in exactly a month! i cant believe i'm guna be 15! i still feel like i'm 12 though. i am soo old! i'll be half way to 30! GASP.
forbiddendonut79: ready forbiddendonut79: one day there were 2 boobs on one persons chest. forbiddendonut79: and they didint know what to be called, so one was named booby and one was named breast. SO. booby and breast decided to shake nipples. orbiddendonut79: "hello booby." "hello breast" "how are you today, booby?" "i'm fine, breast, how bout you?" "i'm ok.. its a little cold.. my nipples are a little bit hard." forbiddendonut79: "hard?! i'm warm and soft and squishy!" "i can cut glass!" forbiddendonut79: "wow youre fucking talented you show off mofo" "wanna mess?" "BRING IT" forbiddendonut79: "its already been BROUGHTEN" forbiddendonut79: "BOOBY FIGHT forbiddendonut79: "NO BREAST FIGHT orbiddendonut79: "I'LL FIGHT YOU TILL THE DAY YOU DIE." "wait if i die, then the person will have a uniboob." forbiddendonut79: "er.. that wont be good." "no breast, it will not." "booby, i think we should collaborate." forbiddendonut79: "ok, breast, lets be a team." "remember booby, theres no booby or breast in team." forbiddendonut79: "lets cheer!" forbiddendonut79: booby and breast: "WE ARE THE CHEST. WE ARE THE CHEST. WERE ON A QUEST. WERE ON A QUEST. TO BE THE BEST. TO BE THE BEST. GOOOOOO BOOOBS!" ll kandish ll: how long is this story forbiddendonut79: .. and booby and breast lived happily ever after. forbiddendonut79: on candice's chest.
ll kandish ll: i dont remember my boobs being named booby and breast forbiddendonut79: well forbiddendonut79: you wouldnt know forbiddendonut79: they have convos forbiddendonut79: w/o you knowing forbiddendonut79: its in boob launguage
thanks... mili...
forbiddendonut79: im hard livs4laffz: your hard?! forbiddendonut79: i can cut glass ll kandish ll: is that some sexual term forbiddendonut79: no forbiddendonut79: it means forbiddendonut79: that theyre so hard forbiddendonut79: they can cut glass
hello. how was school today, dear? oh. i learned a lot today mommy... ABOUT DOLPHINS!
•dolphins can have erections. ( i know- i saw it ) •dolphins can be gay. •dolphins are the only other species, besides humans, that can have sex just for pleasure. •dolphin gang bangs ! •dolphin rape !! oh my!
enough said who knew you could learn so much from a one hour video.